Dita von Teese
do the right thing.
Dr. Oh’s Octopodiform Deterrent, by ghostfire
oh, i would buy this.
You can tell I’m too sleepy to be on Tumblr because I legit looked at this for about 45 seconds thinking, “Wait, what was this vintage ad for? Octipodi…what?”
I have now decided it’s completely hilarious, but man, that should not have taken me that long.